Pangoro TF/Hypnosis

"After a series of bizarre disappearances involving Nintendo's 3DS gaming system, parents are urged to monitor their children's devices for a user known as totallyhonestlynotahypnoindisguise: who is widely suspected as being behind all of the disappearances. Nintendo of America President Reggie Fille-Ames is working with the FBI to apprehend this criminal. in other news, Madonna announces a sequel to the 2002 mega disaster Swept Awa-"

I turned off the radio in annoyance. Beside me was my best friend and confidant otherwise known as my Wii U. Since the news had happened, people had been afraid to use their 3DSes for fear that they'd be gone. Well, I'd be ok if I only used my Wii U, right? With that in mind, I hooked it up to the Internet, and browsed the Miiverse. 

"Ok, let's see my messages: battle request, battle request, battle request..." I said, deleting each and every one. Finally, I saw a message that was untitled. Curious, I opened it up and read it: "'Come here if you're looking for employment. -TheCursedTail.'" 

That was new: normally businesses didn't hire people over a Wii U. In fact, I wasn't even aware of any business called The Cursed Tail. Sighing, I went to delete it. It didn't delete. I tried again, but it didn't work. I even tried turning off the console, but it didn't work. I looked at it again, and saw a button.

"'Press to accept?' Anything to get this stupid thing off of my console!" I said, pushing it. Suddenly, the screen went dark, and a strange hissing sound came from the speakers of my TV. I looked closer to see some kind of distortion on my Game Pad. As I looked closer, my eyelids felt very, very heavy. I tried to keep them open, but found it impossible to do so. Soon, I fell into a deep slumber.

When I awoke, I found myself in a forest. As I looked around, I saw someone else landing nearby. I rushed over to him, but tripped over a root or something... that wrapped itself around my leg? I looked up and saw a vine trap holding me in place. I struggled to break free, but I couldn't. Suddenly, I saw a Hypno and a Shiny Ninetales walking towards me. 

"Hey, is anyone home?" I cried, trying to break free from the vine. The Hypno merely used a Psychic attack on me. I cried out in fear as my body began to feel.... not right. I soon found out why: I was growing much bigger and furrier! My belly gave a gurgle as it grew to a size much bigger than my shirt and pants could hold back without breaking. Fortunately, though, the rest of my body grew to a similar size to keep it from becoming too apparent. Plus, the fur growing there helped... wait, why was I thinking this was a GOOD thing!? As I panicked, my hands and feet became paws, and my face became an ursine muzzle. Finally, a small tail popped out from behind my rear, and I was now a giant Pangoro. 

I looked at myself in horror, before the vines snapped and I landed on the ground. As I tried to pick myself up, I saw a pendulum being waved in my face. I found it increasingly hard to look away.

"Now then, I am Hypno from the Pokemon Mafia, and this lovely Ninetales next to me is Theresa, the owner of The Cursed Tail and your soon to be boss."

I made no response, only staring dumbly at his still swinging pendulum.

"Yes, such a thing exists, and I intend to get to the top! Now then, you are getting sleeeeepyyy..."

"I am getting sleeeeeepyyyyy...."

"You are falling asleep."

"I am falling asleep."

With that, any and all thoughts of resistance were quelled as I fell into a powerful trance. The Hypno smirked, and pulled a Pecha Berry off of a nearby tree.

"Good. Now then, you have a lot of intelligence. Now feel it go down, down, down, until you have the mentality of a goon."

My mind suddenly began to feel weird, as I slowly got dumber and dumber. By the end of it, I was as intelligent as a hired henchman.

"Are you dumb enough yet?"

I nodded, a goofy smirk on my face.

"Good. Now then, feel your memories, your personality, your name, and your ambition disappear..."

With that, my memories, personality, name, and ambition vanished, leaving only a blank slate behind.

"Do you remember who you were?"

"No."

"Good, now I want you to remember your name: it is Ursos."

"My name is Ursos."

"Good. Now remember your ambition: to be a good bouncer for your Boss Theresa the Ninetales' Cursed Tail bar."

"My ambition is to to be a good bouncer for your Boss Theresa the Ninetales' Cursed Tail bar."

"Good. Now remember your personality: rude, crude, and tough: with a desire to beat the snot out of anyone who tries to enter without the proper ID."

"My personality is rude, crude, and tough: with a desire to beat the snot out of anyone who tries to enter without the proper ID."

"Good. Now remember your memories: you were an abandoned Pancham in the woods that Theresa and her family nursed to health after a really bad forest fire. They taught you everything you needed to know about bars and being a bouncer and when you grew into what you are now, you became a bouncer. You viewed them as the family you never had, and they treated you like their own young."

"I was an abandoned Pancham in the woods that Theresa and her family nursed to health after a really bad forest fire. They taught me everything I needed to know about bars and being a bouncer and when I grew into what I am now, I became a bouncer. I viewed them as the family I never had, and they treated me like their own young."

"Good. Now then, when I snap my fingers, you will come out of the trance and forget it ever happened. You will remember everything I tell you, but it will seem like old knowledge, and you will openly acknowledge your nature. Now then, awake!"

With that, he snapped his fingers, and I snapped awake! I immediately looked around: why wasn't I at the bar? I looked at the Boss and Hypno for an answer for a few minutes. I had to wait, though, because they were talkin' about crap I couldn't understand: probably about love or somethin'. When they finished, Boss motioned for me to follow her back to da bar, and I did. 

"Well, Ursos, I leave you to your duty." Boss said, before entering to play wit' her kid and stuff. I snorted a little before standing outside the bar. If anyone wanted to enter, they'd hafta do it like everyone else: with ID. If not, they could expect injuries ta go!